Full shirt print on American Apparel (light and comfortable, not from a sweatshop).

A fashion abomination of gastronomical proportions.

We have attempted to recreate in t-shirt form, death metal's search for beauty and wisdom in the uncomfortable truths and ugliness of reality.

Disclaimer: these are not screen printed which unfortunately means they are "deluxe limited edition" and cannot be mass produced at a discount. In a vain attempt to keep them remotely affordable for those so inclined, they are being offered at cost.

As depicted in the picture, there are some small parts under the arms which escaped the printing process. This too, is an ugly reality.

NOTE TO US CUSTOMERS: If you are feeling adventurous, we can lower shipping costs by having the supplier in CA ship them to you directly. The only downside is I won't get to inspect the quality beforehand, though based on the 7 I have received so far, there should be no issues.

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